EMO Blog Blogs are for EMO kids-granddads/mums. How about EMO parents? they don't have much time, have to work.

This world is filled with EMOs. I really do believe the reason being is because they see too much ELMO. ok.. either that they didn't grow up seeing Seseme Street. Why can't every boy, girl, man, woman, old man, old woman just be NORMAL and not so EMOtic? This day, I want to find the cause and cure to EMOlism.

Cause:
For youth - 99% is due to BGR, either that or BBR or GGR. (Due to more liberal thinking in society nowadays.) The other 1 % is sub divided into 0.5% each.
Part A of 0.5% is really due to genuine problems, such as parents abuse em' etc.. (my heart goes out to them)
Part B of 0.5% is just because they are retards.

I'm not very such what causes the middle age fellas and the oldies to be as EMOtic at times, but seeing the main reasons for youth, i would assume it has something to do with love/infautuation as well. Thus i conclude that as long people are CONTENTED with life and whatever they have, they are the COOLEST people on this EMO planet!

Cure:
Here's the tricky part.. if i get this right, i can put a DR. infront of my name!
There are many many ways to cure EMOlism, EMOtic or whatever you would call it.
FIRST METHOD: Find work, Do work. This is a temp cure to all EMOtic troubles you might be facing. the trick is to be DISTRACTED from your own EMOtions. Patients somehow do complain that it comes back to them when work is done, and if they keep doing work, they will be labelled a "workaholic" (OH MY.... workaholics are EMOs!).

SECOND METHOD: Find many many water melons, and indudge yourself in a water melon feast. Afterwhich you would just die.

THIRD METHOD (the best so far): Go see a shrink. By then the problem you will face is no longer being EMO, but being broke.

Hope this will help you with your EMO today. Take care. Any questions pls proceed to find your local church pastors instead of me, thanks =D  ¶ 5:50 PM